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Things That Have Happened or Will Happen or Are Happening

• Signed up for the October 15th session of Redeye Theater Project as an actor. What have I gotten myself into
• Got accepted into campfuckudie as Yuri Petrov | Lunatic. What have I gotten myself into
• Once Tea D and Monday get better (And assuming I don't get sick), we will have a creep off. Normally I would ( Read more... )

I should...probably post!

( My past few days in a nutshell. )

I had a nightmare last night about my mother going back to Pittsburgh with me and eating all the celebratory banana pudding I had made.

Then I woke up this morning to find that my mother had, indeed, eaten almost all of the banana pudding I had made.

Clearly I am psychic.

• Ended up getting badly triggered by an episode of Tiger & Bunny. Am still not fully recovered!
• Monday, D, and I are looking for roommates. It's...going? I had two people reject our offer when they learned I like the ladies, two who were guys, and two more who ended up being scams (THANK GOODNESS FOR GOOGLE). I'm beginning to wonder if we need to ( Read more... )

Mom
You have to eat something.

Me
[Stare]

Porkchop
[Is a porkchop]

Me
...Can't I have vegetables or something?

Mom
We don't have any.

Me
What? We just bought a bunch yesterday!

Mom
You already ate them all.

I think my mother is the only mother who wishes her kid would eat less vegetables. Nothing but meat in the fridge again. We look like ( Read more... )

My mom has this habit of spending money on things that no one really needs, but she buys anyway because she finds them adorable/cool/unique/whatever. I have no idea what she did in China, but apparently she either went to Russia without me or went near the border, because I just received a care package full of stuff that she claims was difficult to ( Read more... )

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I shouldn't be so amused by my mother using emoticons in her e-mail, but it's my mom who still doesn't even know how to work Gmail or turn off a computer! Using cutesy emoticons! It's adorable!

o(∩_∩)oLOOK AT THAT THING. I DON'T EVEN USE THAT. I am so tempted to reply with nothing but, "You are so adorable" except in ( Read more... )

I just finished composing a somewhat lengthy e-mail, entirely in Chinese, to my mother. I hadn't used Chinese in a while, so I was feeling shaky and thought she'd get a good laugh out of my poor grammar and word use ( Read more... )

I am sick and voiceless. My mother keeps on calling me and ignoring my text messages and e-mails about my being sick and voiceless. Or maybe she just wants to talk while I'm incapable of talking back. IDK ( Read more... )